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Aleina
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I am in 7th grade and I have to write a humorous essay.This is my essay: Last winter,my grandmother Mary's Aunt Sarah came to live with her in her house in ,Connecticut.Aunt Sarah had come all the way from Ireland to my grandmother's house because she didn't have anyone to take care of her in Ireland.Aunt Sarah's,Cousin Anne had gone to Ireland to bring her "old fashioned cousin" to America since,Aunt Sarah couldn't come alone. Aunt Sarah was terribly afraid of "modern transportation" and "modern machinery".She had never ridden on anything except for horse buggies and her "dear old horse". So,you see how hard and scary it must have been for her when she heard she would have to ride on an airplane.She had read and seen pictures of airplane accidents.She thought that if she rode on an airplane ,the airplane would come crashing down from air because she was bad luck and the plane didn't want any bad-luck people in it.(Especially old and wrinkled people like her.)Why not just die in a warm bed peacefully instead of crashing down from mid-air dying injured?No one could change fer feelings.Then,Aunt Sarah's Cousin Anne said she would go to Ireland and bring Aunt Sarah to America with her.Aunt Sarah was overjoyed when she heard that her "Old Cousin Anne" was coming to Ireland.(The had been best friends when they were little girls but had been seperated when Cousin Anne came to America with her family almost sixty years ago.) Will you just read this much and I'll write the rest later?I'm supposed to make this funny but i have no Idea about how to make this funny.Any suggestions will be very helpful.Thank You.