Can anyone give me some jokes that involves saying a particular phrase fast?

[sammygirlstar]

Can someone give me jokes like, say "Shine my city shoes" five times fast? Feel free to give me more than one joke. Thanks

 

[iamjordandorian]

If two witches had two watches, which witch would have which watch?

 

[Enver]

4 men on a plane, american man says "i am a CIA agent" russian man says "i am a KGB agent" english man says " i am a MI 5 agent" and the indian man says "i am a news agent!!!"

 

[.?.]

"fat china"?
also maybe hold your tongue and say 'marbles are blue'

 

[Ryan Willcox]

Put one of your fingers on each hand inside of your mouth, pull slightly then try saying "bucket." Here's another one. say whata twiti-am about 3 times then afterwards you should space them out. Finally, if some one is acting silly and they own a car, say for eg; a Golf GTI tell them to swap the "T" and the "I" around and that's what they are.