Can any one tell me some good jokes. cuz i have signed up at my school to be a stand...

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...up commidian. PLZ help? jokes, funny topics anything, help me make fun of the ecnimy or something
 
I have a classic. Why did the chicken cross the road? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE! AHAHAHAHA
 
JOKE: WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU HAVE 2000 POUNDS DYNAMITE?
a strong man and a woman was on a bed

when they are about to get some actions, the man took out his clothes and flexes his muscle
man: see that baby, that is 1000 pounds dynamite
the woman began drooling

then the man took out his pants and showed his leg
man: see that baby, that is 1000 pounds dynamite
the woman became excited and beg for more

finally, the man took down his underpants.
the woman yelled and ran out of the room

the man chased after her and asked her why did she ran out
woman: 2000 pounds of dynamite with such a short FUSE, i thought u might explode
 
JOKE: WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU HAVE 2000 POUNDS DYNAMITE?
a strong man and a woman was on a bed

when they are about to get some actions, the man took out his clothes and flexes his muscle
man: see that baby, that is 1000 pounds dynamite
the woman began drooling

then the man took out his pants and showed his leg
man: see that baby, that is 1000 pounds dynamite
the woman became excited and beg for more

finally, the man took down his underpants.
the woman yelled and ran out of the room

the man chased after her and asked her why did she ran out
woman: 2000 pounds of dynamite with such a short FUSE, i thought u might explode
 
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