Do what this babe did to me? This hot girl at the college that goes to the same rec center I do was doing some stretches. I asked what for and she said martial arts. I laughed and cracked some jokes. I never believed in any of that and plus she's a girl! Come on now! She challenged me to put my money where my mouth is. She's 5'7 and athletic. Some muscle to her. I'm barely taller and average build. So we break out the headgear and practice gloves from the center. I was shocked at how flexible she is! She started doing all these high fancy kicks at my face like ha! Then turn on her foot and another fancy karate kick ha! I tried to move in but it was hard! Once she spun and her foot kicked me in the stomach. Then more fancy high kicks and I'm like wth? I said enough! I can't do anything against her karate! Can you do a lot of that same stuff too like all those fancy karate kicks? I know 1 damn thing. If I ever become famous and need bodyguards then forget the big muscle dudes.......I'll just get 2 female karate experts!
Aaaawwwww what's the matter gringos? Nobody kissing your thin skinned asses at the bistro or office or campus bars? Aaaawww. Yo boricua pinche pendejos. Go find somebody WHITE to bully. I'm sure they'll be impressed. After all...................that is what you toughguys do best in the burbs. Now go on back to the bistro. Go on!
Aaaawwwww what's the matter gringos? Nobody kissing your thin skinned asses at the bistro or office or campus bars? Aaaawww. Yo boricua pinche pendejos. Go find somebody WHITE to bully. I'm sure they'll be impressed. After all...................that is what you toughguys do best in the burbs. Now go on back to the bistro. Go on!