[FONT=times new roman,times]COFFEE HUMOR SAYINGS and COFFEE JOKES (COFFEE QUOTES AND PUNS, COFFEE FUN RECIPES, LATTE, CUPPA JOE, CAFFEINE & EXPESSO LAUGHS):[/FONT]
[FONT=times new roman,times]1. MEN ARE LIKE COFFEE. THE BEST ONES ARE RICH, WARM AND KEEP YOU UP ALL NIGHT LONG.[/FONT]
[FONT=times new roman,times]2. COFFEE JOKE: AN OVERWEIGHT MAN WAS COMPLAINING ABOUT HOW COFFEE MADE HIM NERVOUS. I SAID WHY DON'T YOU QUIT DRINKING COFFEE. HE SAID, "BECAUSE IF I DIDN'T HAVE THE SHAKES, I WOULDN'T GET ANY EXERCISE AT ALL."[/FONT]
[FONT=times new roman,times]3. HONEY, THE COFFEE ISN'T HELPING. GET THE JUMPER CABLES.[/FONT]
[FONT=times new roman,times]4. I DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM WITH CAFFEINE. I HAVE A PROBLEM WITHOUT IT!!![/FONT]
[FONT=times new roman,times]5. COFFEE, CHOCOLATE AND MEN ARE SO MUCH BETTER RICH.[/FONT]
[FONT=times new roman,times]6. COFFEE JOKE: DID YOU HEAR THE STORY ABOUT THE COFFEE? NEVER MIND. IT'S STEAMY HOT STUFF.[/FONT]
[FONT=times new roman,times]7. SHE'S LIKE YESTERDAY'S COFFEE... --A LITTLE WEAK IN THE BEAN.[/FONT]
[FONT=times new roman,times]8. COFFEE JOKE: A MAN WENT TO HIS DOCTOR AND SAID, "EVERY TIME I DRINK COFFEE, I GET A STABBING PAIN IN MY RIGHT EYE." HIS DOCTOR SAID, "WELL, HAVE YOU EVER TRIED TAKING THE SPOON OUT OF THE CUP FIRST?"[/FONT]
[FONT=times new roman,times]9. Coffee humor button: I DON'T DO DECAF.[/FONT]
[FONT=times new roman,times]10. Coffee humor buton: JAVALICIOUS.[/FONT]
[FONT=times new roman,times]11. The good old days: REMEMBER WHEN WE WOULD TALK OUT OUR PROBLEMS OVER COFFEE AND A CIGARETTE? NOW THEY ARE THE PROBLEMS.[/FONT]