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Sex After Surgery?

A surgeon went to check on his patient, an attractive blonde, after an
operation. She was awake, so he examined her.
"You'll be fine," he said.
"How long will it be before I can have a normal sex life again,
doctor?", she asked.
The surgeon seemed to pause, which alarmed the young woman.
"What's the matter, doctor?" she asked. "I will be alright?"

"Yes," replied the doctor, "you'll be fine. It's just that no one has
ever asked me that after having their tonsils removed."
 
Clueless AOL newbie Sheldon "Pussy" Katz copied and pasted an old joke:


This one's almost as old:

Two men were hanging out in a bar watching a football game, and one said to
the other, "Jim, I think I'm going to have to get a divorce."

His friend replied, "But Anton, you have one of the sweetest wives on the
planet! She loves you dearly, she's drop-dead gorgeous, and she takes good
care of your house; why on earth do you want to leave her?"

Anton declared, "That's all true, but... well, here it is: I'm just tired of
screwing the same hole week after week."

Jim fired back with, "If that's all it is, have you asked her to... you
know, to *turn over* every now and then?"

"No way! I don't want a house full of kids!"


Bob
 
Bob Terwilliger wrote:

I remember a cartoon, because i had to have it explained to me, pointed
it out to several guys and finally had it explained by a female
acquaintance.

No, punch line, just a drawing of a naked woman, laying on a bed in a
hotel room reading a magazine and a guy, naked except for an bib apron,
sitting in a chair next to her. Holding, in one hand a frying pan with
sizzling bacon and eggs in it over her naked crotch and in the other
hand a pancake turner. Big smile on his face.

And for an OLD joke;

Q; What did the woman say to the man in a bar when he asked her if she
liked cocktails?

A: "Sure heard any good ones recently?"
--
JL
 
On Fri, 11 Mar 2011 00:17:25 -0800, "M. JL Esq."
wrote:


That's the best one JL! The rest weren't even close to funny.

--

Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
 
sf wrote:

I have a large cartoon from the British magazine "Punch" that i have
never understood, again, no punch line, just a guy in white tie and
tails playing a grand piano with its top open, in side the piano is a
lab rats maze and 2 white mice standing on their hind legs waltzing
together.
--
JL
 
On Fri, 11 Mar 2011 13:12:35 -0800, "M. JL Esq."
wrote:


They're waltzing through the maze. You've heard "waltz through it" as
a metaphor for "easy", right? So instead of saying "That was easy for
him", it would be "He waltzed right through that!"

--

Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
 
sf wrote:


So many variables. But the metaphor is more ugly the more it is
multiplied and when it comes in white tie and tails, grand pianos, and
lab rats in a maze, even if they are, waltzing, comes a time, one has to
pause and consider.....

And then its back to the maze, mice and the guy playing the piano.

The pianist being a metaphor:)

I often wonder if its not specifically "funny" perhaps more ironic or
otherwise described?
 
On Fri, 11 Mar 2011 19:22:51 -0800, "M. JL Esq."
wrote:


I think you're thinking to deeply about it. Humor cartoonists don't
go deep, they go for the quick laugh.

--

Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
 
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