Busy, so busy!

[Agent Orange]

I took on the job of cooking for 17 fucking families. Why? Well it goes like this:

1st Friend's Family: So what do you guys wanna buy for Thanksgiving?
Me: You're going to order out for Thanksgiving!?
1st Friend's Family: Yes, why?
Me: Well I could cook a great meal for you if you gave me some money to buy the ingredients and some money to actually do the cooking.
1st Friends family: OKAY!
Me: Okay, I'll need about 200 dollars to get the food etc... course... then there's 50 for me (extra).
1st friend's family: Okay!
Me: I'll get right on it.



1st Friend's family: Hey, a good friend of mine is gonna cook a great meal for thanksgiving! Wanna come? Only 40 dollars a person!
That guy's family 1: Sure!
1st friend's family: That'll be 200 dollars.
That guy's family 1: Done and done.
That guy's family 2: Can I come too? I'll pay an extra 10 a person!
1st friend's family: Sure! Bring friends!



All in all, this continued for who knows how long, and now I'm cooking for 253 people! WOOOOOPEEEEEE! Right now I've fucking got 27 turkeys marinating, 49 pies baked, and 70 lbs of sushi prepared. (those things like never go stale if you treat them right, and the turkey takes 3 days to marinate). Then again I'll be making quite a bit of money.... Pie's done....

 

[Camcorder.]

Holy turkey day batman!

 

[.!.!.!.!.!.!]

Jesus dude! I like to cook and all, but that's just overkill. On the slightly brighter side, how much money you gonna make from this deal?

 

[Lara maree]

Say you burnt the turkey and offer to buy them McDonald's.

 

[Sam Tak]

So, you are going to add another 2000 people, since we are all invited too? Jason said he'd pick up the tab.

 

[kkdd]

Only if you're willing to do 1900 meals worth of food, and establish a 40 (you) 60 (me) deal for the pay.

BTW: DG, do you know any easier ways to cook turkeys? Cause the way I do it takes forever.

EDIT: Kokorami, I'm getting $3,795 from this.