Bush vs. Aliens?

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One day, as George W. Bush is sitting in his office, an official runs in. "Sir! Aliens have landed!"

"So?" Bush says. "Send them back to Mexico!"

"No, sir, I mean extraterrestrials!"

"I don't care how many terrestrials they have, send them back to Mexico!"

"No, sir. These aliens are from another planet!"

"I thought Mexico was a country?"

The official sighs. "Let me put it this way, sir: These creatures have no brains. What human could live without a brain?"

"Don't be stupid! I haven't had a brain my entire life, and I'm doing just fine!"

-IMP ;) :)
 
Bush is racist so he is dumb :) Meann though!!! LOL (execpt abot the Mexico thing is not funny) >:(
 
Very funny and sounds like this joke might actually be original quotes. lmao
 
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