Bush can dodge objects thrown at him, Obama can kill flies with his bare...

Biden can stick his entire foot in his mouth. Hillary can bug her eyes out, startle people, gain surprise, and then go in for the kill.
 
I killed a bee with my bare hands once. Actually it died by stinging my bare hand, but that should still count. I'm not even able to spend other people's money, however. Not fair.

Yes, sorry. Hillary can crush coconuts with her ankles.
 
Joe can drive that train high on cocaine. Hillary can turn people into pop sickles. But I love them both!
 
He can polish his bald spot without looking.

As for Hillary, she communes with the spirit world, you know. Jack, Jim, Cutty, Smirnoff, just to name a few.
 
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