i don't smoke, i'm allergic to it, so i thought it would be funny to carry around a lighter neway....well i ended up with 2nd degree burns bordering 3rd on my left hand, like the thumb and first two fingers...it really sucked, i didn't feel anything for a day....thank god after a month it totally recovered..and no scar

and last july I was in louisiana visiting and burned my right index finger with fireworks, that still left a scar now

..dam fuses..shoulda used a bigger lighter
and i almost burned myself with this huge spark from cutting my cigarette lighter in my truck..the wire that is..gee that was stupid
a friend took my torch lighter, and while i stared at my computer screen he thought it would be funny to burn my side burn off on the right side of my face....it grew back in a week, lol
my brother caught his room on fire while i was at college, he was playing with finger nail polish remover..makin mini bon fires..what a dumbass....wish i saw it, lol..spots on his carpet feel like velcro, burnt ash smell finally went away
b4 my mom left us back in march, she would repeated catch the stove on fire while cooking...jeesh, and i'm the one who's always gotta put it out
and through all this...i still like to light candles around my room, i ain't normal so don't ask