Bunch of riddles!!!!!(5 riddles in one question)?

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1:A man walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water. The bartender pulls out a shotgun and points it at him. The man says, thank you and leaves
2:A man is lying dead with a backpack on, face down in the desert. What happened
3:Two cops walked into a room with no windows and found a dead man who obviously hung himself from the ceiling, though they couldn't figure out how. There was no chair beneath him that he might have jumped off of, or a table. Just a puddle of water. How'd he do it?
4:I am not alive, but I grow; I don't have lungs, but I need air; I don't have a mouth, but water kills me. What am I?
5:They have not flesh, nor feathers, nor scales, nor bone. Yet they have fingers and thumbs of their own. What are they?
 
1. The man has hiccups and needs a glass of water. Instead of giving water the bartender pulled out the shotgun which scared the man and stopped his hiccups.
2.The man jumped out of a plane over a desert, but his parachute failed to open.
3. He was standing in a block of ice and the ice melted
4. FIRE
5. Gloves
 
1: Umm...did the man have hiccups and the gun scared him?
2: His parachute didn't open.
3: He stood on a block of ice and it melted.
4: Fire!
5: This one I'm not sure, I'm going to guess gloves.
 
1. he had the hiccups, and the bartender scared them away
2. he was skydiving and his parachute didn't open
3. he stood on a block of ice, which melted after he killed himself
4. fire
5. ???
 
the shot gun was filled with water!!
the guy died with his backpack on, while he was trying to get water from the ground!!!
he just hung up a picture of himself up to dry!!! (while developing the pictures. thats why he needed the water)
fire!!
gloves
 
1. The man had the hiccups. He wanted the water to get rid of them, but the gun scared them away.
2. He jumped out of a plane and his parachute didn't open.
3. He stood on a block of ice that melted away.
4. a fire
5. gloves
 
1. The man had the hiccups. He wanted the water to get rid of them, but the gun scared them away.
2. He jumped out of a plane and his parachute didn't open.
3. He stood on a block of ice that melted away.
4. a fire
5. gloves
 
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