british comedy sucks

beaverchimp said:
You're right Snee, if i had have gone to a school that taught me to read your writing i wouldn't have canned all that cash on Further and Higher education and would instead be whiling away the days licking windows on public transport with your pals. We all make mistakes though don't we?
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My pals sound a bit weird, tbh.

manker, dan, JP etc, you should like stop licking windows. Though I suspect they must be tasty indeed if I'm doing it.

Further and higher education where you are from must mean something else than what it does around here :idunno:

We usually learn how to read and write properly before we go for our degrees, around 'ere.

I should have gone to your school, it sounds awesome.
That deciphering you did with my post was genius. I'd never have known I'd said the name of the singer from arctic monkeys was "monkey" if you hadn't spotted it.

Did they teach you rhetorics as well? 'cos you've got mad skills in that department. When in doubt, try something irrelevant, like.

I suspect the punctuation is on purpose, too.
 
Haha. 'Rhetorics'. You are fucking stupid. I have absolutely no doubt that education of any description has a different meaning where you're from. It must be some sort of weird unattainable dream. I'm not too sure you actually know what you're writing, but if you get a few more L's and O's in there you'll just confuse yourself to the point of styling it out - in your own tiny mind. Squeeze a few more inbreds in there and you can feel really powerful and hard. King of the world! Except when it comes to trying to breed in anyway yourself you fucking no-mark. Look forward to more witty gags tomorrow mastermind.
 
beaverchimp said:
Haha. 'Rhetorics'. You are fucking stupid. I have absolutely no doubt that education of any description has a different meaning where you're from. It must be some sort of weird unattainable dream. I'm not too sure you actually know what you're writing, but if you get a few more L's and O's in there you'll just confuse yourself to the point of styling it out - in your own tiny mind. Squeeze a few more inbreds in there and you can feel really powerful and hard. King of the world! Except when it comes to trying to breed in anyway yourself you fucking no-mark. Look forward to more witty gags tomorrow mastermind.
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:glag:

Priceless. You really don't read what you write, yourself. Do you? :blink:

To sum it up for you:
Someone complains about TV in (I assume) your country, so you start bitching about TV in another country (TV, which you don't really seem to have a clue about), which possibly might be the country some other inbred agreeing with the first guy is from.

Then you tried going after some audioscrobbler statistics of mine (I guess your music is serious business indeed), and finally you managed to try and call me stupid, by evidence obtained through the magic of misinterpretation.

"I know you are, but what am I?" works well as a counterargument in kindergarten, I'm sure, btw. It isn't really working out very well for you here, though.
 
Oi! This is a thread about British comedy sucking! The correct response is to laugh it off in typical British self-effacing yet condescending style, not prove you have no sense of humour :rolleyes:.
 
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