Brilliant Commentary.

My mate told me the other day that he'd invented the 'panick-:wank:'.
He lives in a house with a friend's family. He calls the landlady to come upstairs and then furiously tries to knock one out before she arrives. :O :pinch:
 
My mate told me the other day that he'd invented the 'panick-:wank:'.
He lives in a house with a friend's family. He calls the landlady to come upstairs and then furiously tries to knock one out before she arrives. :O :pinch:

That's been in the profanisaurus for years, 'cept it's called a "danger wank" and you call yer ma up the stairs as you get to the vinegar strokes.
 
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