Breaking news Owen transfer off?

Apparently he dropped the pen while signing and has now done his back in
picking it up
No UWS im afraid to tell you the nib on fergies fave fountain pen has been bent no return for it fergie is blaiming rafa
aw you love me really deano lol
 
ha ha ha!

They're not going to bother getting his jersey printed with his name and number, they're just going to put his name and number on one of the treatment tables instead!
 
Done his back in and ruining Fergies pen, well Mr. Owen will be getting fed to the horses by the middle of next week. Fergie doesn't care if you screw up his team, just don't f with his pens.

I could see Rafa trying to rile Fergie up by damaging his fountain pen collection.
 
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