Breaking news: Obama announcement

[unixmachine]

President Obama interrupted his Martha's Vineyard golfing to announce that the Washington DC earthquake occurred on an obscure fault line that runs under the White House and is known as "Bush's Fault."

YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAA.

 

[fangsxupxstarship]

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[Angry Grandma 2.0]

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[liligurl]

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[baseballfan35]

Oh I get it because of its a president lol

 

[KING JBBA]

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[cinthia.roxx]

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[*me me*]

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[Jelli B]

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[AsIaN~WoLf LoVeR]

god damn it.

how long until i have to read this 30 fucking times on facebook

 

[Rachel B]

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[Pinecone!]

f5

 

[big girl]

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[trixiepop]

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[neil s]

posted on facebook

 

[astonished]

lol

 

[OrelHershiserIV]

In other news, pictures of the carnage caused by the east coast earthquake are beginning to appear.

 

[Reilly]

ITS FUNNY BECAUSE HE JUST BLAMES BUSH FOR EVERYTHING

 

[LindseyxLovesxyahh]

basically lol

 

[flyajet]

I just now got it