Bouvier Sisters Appreciation Thread

[kiro c]

Yep I was completely thinking a 300 reference

 

[oddanimal13]

Nope :lol: They can still watch reruns :rotfl:

 

[karissalla]

I always enjoy the banter with Homer and Selma/Patty :lol:

 

[LittleStarWizard]

As I was reading about upcoming episodes on The Simpsons Archive , I came across the one where Richard Dean Anderson guest stars...

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Kiss Kiss, Bang Bangalore
# HABF10

MacGyver (Richard Dean Anderson) visits Springfield and is kidnapped by Patty and Selma.
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[blossy c]

:nod: It does.

 

[☼Sunshine.]

I'll post this in the quote thread but here you go.

Patty+Selma: Hello, Homer.
Homer: Marge, we had a deal: your sisters don't come here after 6:00 and I stop eating your lipstick.

Homer: You're my last, last chance: bottom-of-the-barrel, hail-mary, long-shot, wish-you-would-do-it-but-probably-won't final resort to lend me money.
Selma: We'll take care of you.
Patty: Yes, care.
*they laugh evilly. Homer starts laughing too; he continues long after they stop
Patty: Cut him a check and get him the hell out of here!

Marge: Patty! Selma! What are you doing here?
Patty: We thought we'd stop by unexpectedly for dinner.
Selma: Now bring us some extra chairs like a good blubber-in-law.
Homer: Time to fertilize the lawn; a couple of 500 pound bags should do it! [grabs them by the neck]
Marge: Homer! Be careful of my sisters' heaRAB: their necks are brittle.
Patty: That's OK, Marge: nothing's broke...except Homer.
Homer: [gasps]
Marge: What's that supposed to mean?
Patty: It means --
Homer: [stuffing their heaRAB against his armpits] It means these two fabulous babes are staying for dinner.

 

[oreochan]

You know, I always felt bad for Selma on this show. It was like she was the most fragile one of the set. She was always looking for love in all the wrong places (sideshow bob, troy mcclure). Maybe one day her dream man will come.

 

[DINOsour]

Yeah I think they do make an appearance in that TOH and one of them says some comment about Homer running naked :lol:

 

[Tom Thomas]

they are so mean to Homer but so funny doing it

 

[Ladarius W]

Speaking of MacGuyver, I love how Selma gets pissed because she missed the scene where he was wearing a tanktop. :lol:

 

[*~*~*Sunshine*~*~*]

And with the shaver but it wouldn't plug into the foreign electrical socket and then the next slide had her hairy legs on it :lmao:

 

[rogkas]

Now that MacGuyver is no longer on the air (plus the fact that they got tired of RDA after the kidnapping), should the two of them choose a new guy to drool over?

 

[bostonguy98765]

I don't think there's been an episode like that. It definitely could be a potential storyline, I would like to see that.

 

[sosurprized1]

Oh, Gerard Butler would be a good choice too. Maybe a reference or two to the movie 300. :eyebrows:

 

[anonymis]

Ooh, I think so.

 

[storywriter]

Especially because Patty & Selma are hilarious!

"Hrmm, did it just get .. fatter in here?"

:rotfl:

 

[soccergrl]

Haha -- I found this on Picks' Tribute to The Simpsons

"Selma, the younger twin, is distinguishable from Patty by the middle part in her hair, her circular shaped earrings, necklace beaRAB and light-blue dress."

 

[plaid princess]

It sucks when that happens.

 

[sweet78]

Was there ever an episode where the two of them were fighting? If that hasn't occurred, I think that could be a potential storyline. They would get Marge to side with a sister. Then get Homer to inadvertantly patch things up.

 

[Razgriz]

Patti: And here's Selma taking a siesta.
Bart: Aye Caruraba!

:lol: I remeraber that horse picture too.