The pits. Hilariously, cretinously, nonsensically bad and nasty. None of these blithering, self-absorbed caricatures could ever exist, even in alternative universes. Wasn't there at least some T&A in the original to relieve the mind-congealing awfulness of the plotting, script and cod psychology?
Outstandingly the best thing about this desperate hour was a car insurance commercial with Nigel Mansell and Omid Djalili. And that includes the acting.