Come back here Joseph,
Come back or we'll be late
So my mother shouted
by the departure gate.
"But Mummy it's an AirBus
An old A 300 B
It's like the one that crashed
last week into the sea."
Hell, Daddy said," the brochure
It showed a Jumbo Boeing
If its a 300 Airbus,
I sure as hell ain't going."
"Its an old A 300
with engines by GE
Exactly like the last one
That crashed into the sea".
"Hell then we ain't a going"
My father said out flat
"cause even if we get there
we probably wont get back"
The moral to this story
No matter where you're going
Pay a few more dollars
to fly a nice safe Boeing
Come back or we'll be late
So my mother shouted
by the departure gate.
"But Mummy it's an AirBus
An old A 300 B
It's like the one that crashed
last week into the sea."
Hell, Daddy said," the brochure
It showed a Jumbo Boeing
If its a 300 Airbus,
I sure as hell ain't going."
"Its an old A 300
with engines by GE
Exactly like the last one
That crashed into the sea".
"Hell then we ain't a going"
My father said out flat
"cause even if we get there
we probably wont get back"
The moral to this story
No matter where you're going
Pay a few more dollars
to fly a nice safe Boeing