It's good to know you base acting ability on how pretty he looks.
And for starters, how is this for his amazing life-sucking talents:
Mad TV playing "Himself"
The Other Half playing "Himself"
The Weakest Link playing "Triple-H"
Howard Stern's Radio Show playing "Himself"
Saturday Night Live playing "Himself"
Grown Ups
Martin Short Show
Drew Carey Show
Pacific Blue
(You are quite welcome to check these by the way)
Plus add in the fact that he was rejected for the lead role in the new Conan movie, and I think we round out the case for the prosecution.