Bible: True or Longest Running Troll in History?

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Let's be brutually honest here.

To quote another person:

"If you study the Bible and look at it objectively it is hard to find much of it divine. There is nothing in the Bible that is beyond the knowledge of man at that time. And much of it is wrong, like the sun orbiting the Earth, age of the Earth, etc. Look at a site like http://nobeliefs.com to see the other side of the argument about the validity of the Bible. The Bible also has an alarmingly high number of immoral guidelines, like to kill non-believers, gays and children who misbehave. For examples see Deuteronomy 13:6, Leviticus 20:13 Exodus 21:15 Matthew 10:21, 5:17. People tend to just cherry pick the good advice, and it takes complicated interpretations to figure out some of the good stuff. Fundamentalist Christians still argue for the literal word of the Bible, because they see that once you undermined some of its holy facts, the whole house of cards comes tumbling down."

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The bible is an appalling book about an ugly, immoral deity who sets up a system under which humanity is guaranteed to fail so that he can both punish it for eternity and rescue a few--bizarrely enough-- for their belief rather than their good deeds.

So here's the question:

Is the bible with all it's mistakes, errors about reality, and contradictions the word of god or merely the attempt of an ancient and ignorant tribal people to make sense of suffering and death by fabricating an angry, violent, and veangeful deity?
Attention Xians:

Please try to form an intelligent rebuttle instead of merely tossing middle-school insults at me.
"who sets up a system under which humanity is guaranteed to fail"
We weren't guaranteed to fail in the beginning. It wasn't until Adam and Eve sinned that our will became corrupt.

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And didn't your omniscient angry sky-cam know ahead of time that if he threw in the snake and the tree there would be trouble?

LOLz!
The Bible is true and many of your attacks against the Bible are false.

For example, the Bible never says that the sun orbit the earth.

The Bible is true and you are the troll.

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Wrong.

Don't you read yer bible?
1Cor.2:14, 1Cor1:18.
All that needs to be said.

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FAIL!

Scripture slinging is the lowest of the low.
 
bit long to read all that but i like your description longest running troll ever nice! And very true.
 
Probably "the attempt of an ancient and ignorant tribal people to make sense of suffering and death by fabricating an angry, violent, and vengeful deity"

Which testament?

Also, this is a funny one: Deuteronomy 23:1
 
Probably "the attempt of an ancient and ignorant tribal people to make sense of suffering and death by fabricating an angry, violent, and vengeful deity"

Which testament?

Also, this is a funny one: Deuteronomy 23:1
 
"The bible is an appalling book about an ugly, immoral deity"
What do you think makes God ugly and who are you to say what is immoral?

"who sets up a system under which humanity is guaranteed to fail"
We weren't guaranteed to fail in the beginning. It wasn't until Adam and Eve sinned that our will became corrupt.
 
The bible can be hilarious though. I especially like this part:


And as a man’s enemies shall be they of his own household. He that loveth father or mother more than me, is not worthy of me; and he that loveth son or daughter more than me, is not worthy of me. — Jesus
 
The bible is 100% accurate historically and scientifically. Unless you're saying Jesus is a Liar. Which he isn't, the bible says so.

Furthermore, the Biblical laws are timeless. Without it, we'd be lost to sin.

For example, one time I was confused whether or not it was morally accountable to mix two different garments together. I consulted the Bible, and its as clear as day.

Deuteronomy 22:11

11"(A)You shall not wear a material mixed of wool and linen together.

as you can see, the Bible has all the answers to life problems.
 
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