"I told you we should take my car," Kate laughed, "no one is going to believe you're a meraber at the world's most prestigious country club, if you try to go in driving this .... this monster of yours!"
He looked at her with wide eyes, dramatically in shock that she was insulting his Bronco in that manner. "Are you saying this baby does not express class? That it does not belong in my parents' posh country club? HOW.DARE.YOU?" he said.
She burst out laughing at his dramatics, "that is exactly what I am saying, Dr. Shephard. No wonder that poor guard needed to call the administration to make sure you weren't lying to him."
"You have to admit though, he is kind of thick... I mean, the whole thing here is to celebrate the survival of the Oceanic Six, the least he could do is read a newspaper every once in a while," he said, as he turned off the engine and undid his seatbelt.