Best 'yo mamma' joke......?

[αshliღ]

Whats the best 'yo mamma' joke you've ever heard?
For me, its "Yo mamma's so fat, she deepfries her toothpaste."

hahahha!! xD

 

[Ginnie]

Yo Mama's so stupid that when she saw a "Wet Floor" sign
she did.

 

[So Cal ♥]

yo mama so fat that when she went on a scale, it said
TO BE CONTINUED!!

Hahahaha, I like that one! xD

 

[Asian Joey :D]]

yo mama is so stupid she sold her car for gas money

 

[DAT DUDE]

yo moma so stupid paul wall said he got a grill an she pulled steaks out her pocket

 

[yum:)]

yo mammas so fat people jog round her for exercise
yo mammas so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
yo mammas so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved

 

[Mike Mike]

Yo mamma's so fat that there's a good chance she's going to develop a form of diabetes if she does not start doing cardio.

 

[IZXIXH]

Yo mama is so fat she's on radar.