Best job ever?

All these people who say 'porn star' in this type of thread don't get any sex in real life. Fact.
They see it as the only way they can get some action.


There are few things I can think of as a worse occupation than one where you're told when, how and who to fuck.
 
What would your idea of the best job ever be?

I've narrowed it down to a few things:

1. Professional musician
2. Porn star
3. Life coach

What about you?

Edit: I'm sensing "blowjob" in the near future.

Sitting alone at a microscope all day without a care in the world, doing something you're really good at and getting paid for it.

Oh! I've already got that job!

:P
 
What I do now. Produce hip-hop, trapped in the studio to 4am every night.

I'd be hip-hopping mad if I got locked in a studio by a janitor until 4 in the morning too :yup:. Next time, just let them know at the security desk that you're still mopping and emptying bins.

Ever Helpful Squeamous xx
 
Someone banging on in two threads about producing records and has 'Record producer' stated under her av -- in case anyone misses the threads, presumably.
That person calls herself 'grimms'.

I'm thinking fairytale :)
 
Someone banging on in two threads about producing records and has 'Record producer' stated under her av -- in case anyone misses the threads, presumably.
That person calls herself 'grimms'.

I'm thinking fairytale :)

Oh the irony. Don't cut me with your plastic sword. I've been reverted to a girl now? I see. Think all you want "Bin Laughing".
 
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