Two convicts escape from their prison, only to find that a third convict has followed them out and is running along with them. The three of them see a few tree in the distance and they each climb up one to avoid the bloodhounds that are tracking them. When the police and dogs get to the first tree the dogs go crazy, barking and jumping. The first convict goes, "Meeeow," and the cops just think it is a cat stuck in a tree. So they go to the next tree where the next convict says, "Hoo Hoo hoo Hoooo." The police figure it is just an owl in the tree. The last convict, hearing how the 2 White guys avoided capture, figures he will do the same, and when the dogs get to his tree, he lets out a lou, "Moooooooooo."So anyway, they all three get captured, and now they face the firing squad. The first guy is standing there and as the warden says, "Ready.....Aim...." the prisoner points behind the cops and yells, "Tornado!" As the firing squad turns to look for the twister, the convict jumps over the wall and escapes. Now they have the second convict standing there. "Ready.....Aim...." He points over their shoulders and yells, "Flash flood!", and escapes as they turn to look. Now the convict has his turn. "Ready.Aim....." Just then the guy jumps up and points and yells, "Fire!"
Best funniest joke ever!!?
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