Best corny joke ? best answer to funniest joke :D?

[shove it .]

what a rubix cube and a penis got in common ?
the longer you play with them the harder it gets

what do you call a chicken with no eyes ? chcken.

 

[h7!wa (keep it simple)]

shove it in, keep it in
what does that mean?
















ANSWER: food (but you prolly thought other stuff

 

[Pathankrious Shark.]

What did the cat say to the tree?



MEOW :3! HAHAHA I'm highlarious OR ELSE O_O

 

[MamaCat]

Whats the difference between your granny and you grainery?

One is your born kin and the others you corn bin.