they are not jokes, but facts and tales of actual events
chuck norris has teh best poker face. he won the world poker chanpionship with a joker, 2 of clubs, get out of jail free card, 8 of diamonds, and a green 5 from UNO
chuck norris once ate three 72 onze. steaks in 1 hour, in which the first 45 minutes he was banging the waitress
they first tried to put chuck norris' face on mount rushmore, but the granite was not hard enough for his beard