best chuck norris jokes?

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they are not jokes, but facts and tales of actual events

chuck norris has teh best poker face. he won the world poker chanpionship with a joker, 2 of clubs, get out of jail free card, 8 of diamonds, and a green 5 from UNO

chuck norris once ate three 72 onze. steaks in 1 hour, in which the first 45 minutes he was banging the waitress

they first tried to put chuck norris' face on mount rushmore, but the granite was not hard enough for his beard
 
chuck norris is the reason waldo is hiding

chuck norris ordered a big mac at burger king...and got one

oh and try this dude... under google, search "I found chuck norris" and then click that "im feeling lucky" button. it's funny. XD
 
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