before heading out to a luncheon or buffet (boofay) do you?

[Smooch Bat]

I like to get really stoned............ then GRUB OUT all over the freakin buffet!!! plates of food, and I never get fat!!!! WOOO!!!!!!!

 

[No Clue]

I love boofays and honestly, I don't steal anything, but my husband takes flatware, I ain't lying, he really does. I just stuff myself until I have to be rolled out the door.

 

[Ⓜichelle]

i usually steal spring rolls and wrap them up in tissue

 

[sweet oly]

i like to chew grapes to a fine mush and then feed the old ladies like a baby bird. here granny this will make you strong enough to leave the nest. oly out

 

[☼ Crab AJ ☼]

line your pockets with tin foil so you can steal rolls and butter?

what do you steal from the boofay?

no lying, lying is a cardinal sin motherfukcers

 

[Blurry revenginator]

You waste your limited space on bread? Seriously? I'm sure there's gonna be some shrimp or maybe some lasagna that would make better use of your precious pockets.

 

[Lilia]

Cream puffs and chocolate eclairs

 

[The Real McLovin II]

I steal shrimp, tuna and snails....god I love snail trails...

 

[sweet oly]

i like to chew grapes to a fine mush and then feed the old ladies like a baby bird. here granny this will make you strong enough to leave the nest. oly out

 

[sweet oly]

i like to chew grapes to a fine mush and then feed the old ladies like a baby bird. here granny this will make you strong enough to leave the nest. oly out