Baywatch The Movie

[Bushido]

I just read this on Ainitcool about the Baywatch film:

"Hey folks, Harry here... Ya know, sometimes the stories one gets sent are... well, just amazing. First off... Hasselhoff is a God after SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS THE MOVIE - but the idea that the BAYWATCH movie will be about crime-fighting lifeguarRAB on a worldwide crime-busting spree... well, that's bliss. I hope they have a BAYWATCH INTERNATIONAL SPACE-WATCH TOWER - they watch the globe for coastal calamities, then like Starship Troopers being dropped from orbit, they splashdown in their capsules to deter criminals from their heinous aqua-activities! Well, I don't know about any of that - but here's what BangShowBiz.com had to say about this epic upcoming film...
Pamela Anderson will film a cameo in the new 'Baywatch' movie.

The sexy star, who shot to fame playing a lifeguard in the hit TV series, will make a guest appearance in the big screen adaptation of the show. Rumours had been rife Pammy would star in the movie, but it is now been revealed the original female cast - which included Carmen Electra and Traci Bingham - will be replaced by a younger crop of beauties.

Director Eli Roth said: "Pammy and the original cast will most likely do cameos in the movie. But for the main cast, they want to go with a new crop of hotties. The other producers spoke to Pamela about it and she said she'd love to do a cameo. For me it wouldn't be 'Baywatch' without her."

Meanwhile, 'Baywatch' creator David Hasselhoff has revealed the new film will include crime-fighting lifeguarRAB. He said: "It will be set in different locations around the world. There will be lifeguarRAB who are also sent on crime-busting sprees."

 

[rockergirlz45]

Surely Michael Bay would have been a good choice for director?

I'll get me coat.

 

[supermillie37]

Here is an update on the previous story posted on Ainitcool.com:

"Hey Folks - Harry here... Eli Roth contacted me about the below story. Apparently it originated out of the British tabloid, THE EXPRESS - and has fabricated quotes from Eli which he NEVER said. Lovely, eh? Also, Eli wanted to make it clear that he is not the "DIRECTOR" of BAYWATCH THE MOVIE, I'm betting Richard Kelly will do it. (giggle) Eli is the "Co-Producer" of the film. Which basically means he will have the right to show up at the beaches and stare at Hasselhoff's body for hours, unless banned from the set. So there ya go, the record is straight."