Bathroom trash bins

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Mark

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I just realized something that really pisses me off. I just went to the bathroom (or for our British posters leui, und Deutsch leuten das WC, and my for former brothers in arms latrine). After washing my hands and drying them, I went to throw away the paper towels but the trash bin (or as yall say in England rubish bin), but the fucking thing was full. It wasn't because the office building's cleaning crew failed to empty it regularly. They just changed the bag during lunch. The problem is the dimensions of the god-damn thing. It is so tiny, you can fit one gum wrapper in it and that's it. Why bother putting a garbage receptical somewhere if it has like zero storage capacity. That, my friends, really grinds my mother fucking gears.
 
Haha Family Guy throwback. Yea those bins are unneccesarily small, especially considering the disgusting crap some people put in them, or if they're full: on the floor beneath them.
 
The excessivley small trash bins aren't really the primary force out to ruin my life, it's a mere assGoblin compaired to the real demons: SUVtards bringing their tikes to kindergarden. They are worst drivers in the history of the cosmos. These roadrage spreading beasts are much a larger part of the bad guys' conspiracy to piss me off. No, interior designers who specify these inaddequate trash bins don't make my life suck by themselves. But they are certainly part of the Axis of Evil.
 
No Vezza, I'm having a great day. I am kicking ass at a job I enjoy. My dogs rule, and school is still out, so no road rage. The way I look at it, if the worst of my problems is lack of room in the trash... then things are pretty damn good. I just thought I'd make a note of it, to see if anyone has this problem. Normally, I'd write about my reproductive organs like everybody else does... but Mjolnir and his twin buddies who live beneath him are doing just fine, too.
 
I rather have the paper towl bin full than the women's sanitary napkin bin full and nasty bloody things are flowing out of them. *gags*
 
I'd rather that then to lick the flusher on the toilet seats which have undoubtedly been urinated on and touched by people who have recently wiped their asses but have yet to wash their hands off. The flusher is possibly the most disgusting thing ever.
 
At my work, the trash can will be nearly empty, but there will be piles of wadded up used paper towels on the floor around the trash can and I'll have to pick it all up just to find similar piles in the same spots a half hour later. And another thing, not to hijack your thread, but why can't guys flush the fucking toilet?! Or the urinal?! WTF is the matter with some men?! (Yes, I realize that not all men lack the ability to flush, but a great majority do. So I'm not generalizing here.)Make my life easier and FLUSH THE FUCKING TOILET! Thank you.
 
Mags, I have a conjecture about the no-flush thing. Let X[0] be the first guy to use the toilet after the bathroom was cleaned, and X[1] be the next guy. After peeing, X[0] has to shake the excess pee of the end of his sword before sheathing it, lest he ends up with piss in his underwear. During the shaking process, droplets of urine and subatomic particles from old cyclops will very likely get on his hand. Assuming X[0] knows he was the first, he will most likely flush the toilet... using the hand he held and shook his hammer with. When X[1] goes to piss next, he'll repeat the same process until he goes to flush toilet. He may realize someone (X[0]) did what he just did and them push the flush handle. Not wanting to get X[0]'s piss and residual phalic-matter on his hand, he may opt forego flushing.
To make matters worse, unless X[0] was a nasty bastard, he washed his hands-- meaning he may have turned the faucet on with the hand he pissed with, this means the faucet knobs and soap dispenser is contaminated. If X[1] is the kind of guy who would skip flushing for the above described reason, he may also very well avoid washing his hands for same reason! What a filthy bastard! Now, this is what could happen just from one guy pissing before him. Imagine the reservations person X[n] might have. Or worse yet, if the bathroom wreaks of someone's fresh butt-dumplings...
Now, I'm just as germ, excrement, and cock-particle phobic as the next sanitary guy is. Yet, my cleanliness demands that I was my hands and my sense of courtesy requires that I flush the toilet. But because of the faucet is defiled and (as megalania correctly pointed out) as is the flush handle, it is a dangerous endeavor. How do I solve this connundrum? Simple, I flush the toilet with the sole of my boot. As for washing my hands, short term exposure to the invisible contaminants on the faucet and soap dispenser aren't an issue, because I'm about to wash them anyway. I then turn the water off with using the paper towels I dried my hands with.
Everything is fine, I did my biznizz and I've made it without any other guy's excrement or dick-cheese getting on me. As I go to throw away the paper towels I notice that the damn trash bin is full, because whatever rat-bastard designed the fucking bathroom made the used paper towel bin way too fucking small...
 
I agree with this whole bin thing, everywhere I go, they're so tiny.

"Let's have an ity bity bin that fits next to the toilet, aww"

No, it's a waste of space, you can't fit anything into it, it gets covered in dust because no one can be fucked to use it.

There's NO POINT.
 
Jesus Christ if you are going to try and translate into other cultures terms then atleast do it right. Most english speaking non-americans just call it the toilet, cause that's what it is, not a bathroom. Also it's rubbish

Other than that I agree with you totally, those bins piss me off too, especially when some sick fuck puts used toilet paper or something equally or more disgusting in them.
 
HA,
I work in a club and i'm glad that I dont do the cleaning. Especially in the ladies loos. Women are discusting. We do have quite large bins, but no-one uses them when they are out anyway.
 
Sorry Woody, it just struck me as funny - "Life Sucks because trash bins are small". It still makes me laugh, I can't help it. :rofl:
 
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