Gah -- no access to EW's site, so I must buy the magazine. And if Bart's pics were as steamy as Marge's in Maxim, wouldn't that be on the verge of child porn?!?
I'm not sure if it's for sale yet, seeing how I subscribe myself, but Bart is on the newest Entertainment Weekly. And don't worry, it's nowhere as steamy as Marge's cover was in Maxim.