Barbara Windsor Just Got Her Tits Out On C4

Well I am writing to ofcom. I sat down with a nice cup of tea because I was dying for something warm inside me, and decided to watch a bit of telly. I did not expect to have breasts thrust in my face.

Now as much as sex stanRAB erect in modern society, this has taken it too far. I spilt the coffee and now have a big wet patch on my sofa.

I'm not sure yet how I'm going to word this letter, but I assure you my worRAB will enter deep within the recipients mind. I will keep pushing until my complaint reaches a satisfying climax.
 
Its always a bit disturbing when its someone familiar from more staid TV isn't it.

I remember seeing Linda Bellinghams bits in The Sweeney movie and it was so offputting it put me off gravy for a month. Nothing against Lindas breasts though, they were fine, just didn't expect to see the Oxo mums mammaries.
 
There are no restrictions on non-sexual nudity being shown on TV during the day. A couple of months ago Channel 4 broadcast a show about art classes at midday, featuring full frontal nudity (both sexes).

And erections can be shown if justified by context, as they can in 18-rated films. It's only porn that requires an 18R, and what's porn is at the subjective judgment of the BBFC.

In any case, Carry on Dick is only a PG so there'd be no requirement to edit it for a daytime showing. Back in the 90s they showed Orlando and Room With A View in the daytime uncut, with full frontals, and they're only PGs.
 
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