Band name suggestions

[SYG12]

ending a post like this makes you fail at metal

first step necessary to playing metal = growing some ****ing balls.

 

[VampBlood16]

My Chemical Mayhem

 

[C-law]

Black metal names are easy to come up with. You just need to mash some random weirdly spelt syllables together.

Kryzkifftkryieg
Stafthogrehagge
Myrtzkofmaggenhoufphe
Grifmothtopenhauzz

Those are all acceptable black metal banRAB names. The other route you can take is trying to poetic and blasphemic at the same time. Try one of these for points among angry teens who wish to rebel against their parents.

Jesus Defenestrated
Christsmasher Ultimate
Satanik Necrodeath
Demonic Moped Warrior
Vaginal God Of Menstrual Doomspell

 

[KADY9]

Thanks, your epic trolling really helped me out :/

Please guys, I need some serious ideas. Nobody will take "666 pengiuns" seriously (Not that the attempt isn't apreciated)

 

[Lahly]

hhmmpphh!
*indignant

 

[Seth ☺☺☺☺]

Godlike Whoredoms Upon Ghastly Goat Necrowangs Atop Frost Mountain

 

[Sugarrush247]

first release: Special Delivery

 

[RKO (NMC)]

Atrocity Exhibition

 

[shahab]

My favourite

 

[alphaflyfish]

The weird part about all these suggestions made in jest is I would totally believe it if someone told me they were a real metal band.

 

[aivilo37]

:thurab:

 

[shol1633]

just name yourself after a mayhem or burzum song or something from the lord of the rings

 

[ratgirl]

The Gunt Republic(k)

 

[TG!]

Secreted Baby Vomit