what I are.
I have offically decided that i am cursed with bad luck.. its true. dont belive me? read on.
Example 1: After losing the key to my condo several days ago i borrowed my roomates to have a copy made, only to wacth it sail ever so gracefully into the stream just off my back porch as it left the angry hand of a nine year old girl who is supposedly my little sister, (i'll belive it when the tests come back).
Example 2: Whilst driving home said sister, my beauty of a 93 ford escort, in forest green, decided that now would be a good time to cross over into the after life. (i'm not sure why it wanted to, everyone knows that all ford's go to hell anyways) And the timing coulnt be better as i had just found means of employment not six hours previous to this.
Example 3: The same mentioned sibling in yet another fit of rage beacuse she was denied the privilige to consume, just one more cookie. threw a(rather heavy) baby elmo toy across the room, which, of course, found its resting place squarly in my groin.
Example 4: Later that eveneing while laying down and whacting yet another rerun of Family Guy. It became quite impossible to sleep because through the drywall, isulation, flooring and carpet of the cieling above me, the sounds of dave screaming irrationally at a T.V. screen, beacuse he just couldn't seem to get past that really hard part in whatever video game he devoted the last 5 hours to, found its way into my ears. untill finally at about 2:30 a.m. he decided to give up and stormed into the kitchen to get a much needed (and well deserved) midnight snack.
Example 5: Still groggy from lack of sleep and, now at the office i recived a phone call from the last person on gods green earth anyone wants to talk to after a rough night...my landlord. Who had called me to inquire about the key issue. After trying to explain everything in a way that didnt make sound like a complete retard, he said he would like to meet me later "in person". which as we all know is never a good thing to hear a week and half before rent is due.
So yes, the cop will probably pull us over, your credit card will most likey be declined, and that really cool shirt that finally went on sale at macy's will most definetly be out of stock if i am present.
Any of you who are Skeptics, i've got more... loads more.
I have offically decided that i am cursed with bad luck.. its true. dont belive me? read on.
Example 1: After losing the key to my condo several days ago i borrowed my roomates to have a copy made, only to wacth it sail ever so gracefully into the stream just off my back porch as it left the angry hand of a nine year old girl who is supposedly my little sister, (i'll belive it when the tests come back).
Example 2: Whilst driving home said sister, my beauty of a 93 ford escort, in forest green, decided that now would be a good time to cross over into the after life. (i'm not sure why it wanted to, everyone knows that all ford's go to hell anyways) And the timing coulnt be better as i had just found means of employment not six hours previous to this.
Example 3: The same mentioned sibling in yet another fit of rage beacuse she was denied the privilige to consume, just one more cookie. threw a(rather heavy) baby elmo toy across the room, which, of course, found its resting place squarly in my groin.
Example 4: Later that eveneing while laying down and whacting yet another rerun of Family Guy. It became quite impossible to sleep because through the drywall, isulation, flooring and carpet of the cieling above me, the sounds of dave screaming irrationally at a T.V. screen, beacuse he just couldn't seem to get past that really hard part in whatever video game he devoted the last 5 hours to, found its way into my ears. untill finally at about 2:30 a.m. he decided to give up and stormed into the kitchen to get a much needed (and well deserved) midnight snack.
Example 5: Still groggy from lack of sleep and, now at the office i recived a phone call from the last person on gods green earth anyone wants to talk to after a rough night...my landlord. Who had called me to inquire about the key issue. After trying to explain everything in a way that didnt make sound like a complete retard, he said he would like to meet me later "in person". which as we all know is never a good thing to hear a week and half before rent is due.
So yes, the cop will probably pull us over, your credit card will most likey be declined, and that really cool shirt that finally went on sale at macy's will most definetly be out of stock if i am present.
Any of you who are Skeptics, i've got more... loads more.