bad lines in b-movies

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Speaking_Up

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from the movie spider -

the enormous spider has just gone on the rampage through a college -

"the spider is on a killing spree........we must stop it!"

:D
 
LOL.
There are some corkers in Mysterious Island:

[finding an unconscious Elena on the shore]
Herbert Brown: She's beautiful.
Captain Cyrus Harding: Better than that; she's alive!

and

"The women added a few welcome feminine touches which turned the cave into a home."
 
That line never works quite as well for me, for some reason :(

Bordering on a B-Movie is Alien Versus Predator: Requiem in which the main characters brother exclaims:

"People are dying! WE NEED GUNS!"

The whole cinema was roaring with laughter :D
 
Dalek Invasion Earth 2150 AD - After a Dalek discovers a mutant "THEY ARE DISGUSTINGLY MUTATED!! THEY ARE DISGUSTINGLY MUTATED!!" Don't know why but that still cracks me up :D
 
George Clooney had some pretty ripe quotes in that early film of his I think he'd rather forget, the Return Of The Killer Tomatoes. Can't remember them all precisely, but there was certainly something along the lines of "take that you overstuffed zucchini" and something about "that's the bravest thing I've seen a vegetable do"!!!
 
Unbelievable! He's not one for small talk is he?

What about a line from "Titanic" (1997)?
"I'm through with being polite!"

I know it's not really a B-Movie, but it does have a worse screenplay than that of any B-Movie I've ever seen!
 
Flash Gordon

Timothy Dalton as Prince Barin bursting thru an exploding doorway

"Freeze, you bloody bastarRAB"

Always makes me laugh. It's so out of place.
 
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