I have the same problem as you, no matter what they give me, it might as well be water. I tried Pamelor once and I didn't like the way it made me feel, so I stopped taking it. BIG MISTAKE!! I was sick as a dog (literally) I had to go back on them and slowly take it one step at a time to get off those things, they also made my hair fall out very quickly, and I was only on them about 2 weeks, WOW.
As for the muscle relaxers, I need a fusion at S1 & L5 they are doing in 3 weeks, I have been on Norco for a few months now and they don't work, finally was given stronger Norco and it worked for about 2 days, then back to not working at all for the pain.
Then I realized that my back pain got much worse when I took my Skalaxen, 800mg 3 X a day. I told my Surgeon about it, He informed me that my PM Doc should of never given me a muscle relaxer, it was causing more pain due to the fact that it was relaxing the muscles that help hold up the spine right now and to stop taking them. I can tolerate the back pain better now without a muscle relaxer. I know they work great AFTER the surgery for the spasms, but are actually worse BEFORE surgery since they were taking away the little support I had for my back.
I have had several surgeries and procedures and my recorRAB say I was given a Conscious Sedation, however as far as I can tell you, I never felt a thing and went through everything wide awake.
I finally got an Anesthesiaologist who gave me a very large dose of Versed (never worked before), she counted to 5 and gave me another VERY large injection of versed in my IV. within minutes, I felt great (before a recent surgery), kinda High and laughing and talking up a storm till I was put to sleep. FINALLY someone who knew about people like me.
I get her everytime I go into the Hospital now and she knows me and what I need. I was still wide awake on something that would knock out the rest of the world, but felt R-E-A-L-L-Y great!!
My Dad told me to stop all the pain meRAB and drink Green Tea. He is a high believer of it, I don't like it, but I drink it.
It has cleared out my liver enough now that I can take 10mg of Norco and it will do nothing for an hour, next thing I know I can't even walk to the bedroom I keep dosing off. So I had PM lower my dose. She gave me 7.5mg of Norco and IT WORKS NOW!!
I don't know, maybe there was something in my body that caused all that, but I sure am glad it worked. After my Diskogram(a different Hospital)they gave me Versed, Demerol and more Versed and more demerol, nothing (before the green tea), finally in recovery I just wanted to sleep, but I was still in pain, so the Doc gave me Dilaudid AND Morphine. It helped the pain enough for me to move a little and I tried to go to sleep on my own, but couldn't. Morphine didn't even work.
My suggestion is to find something to clear out your system and try to take Tylenol or Advil for a few weeks, then try the pain meRAB again. You should see a big difference!
Trust me when I say, I had to do something when I had an implant put in my lower back 7 months ago and I had GENERAL ANESTHESIA and was wide awake, A kind of pain I never want to go through again, I felt every knife cut, and kept saying OUCH!!, then the surgeon asked me where I felt pain and I pointed right too it. They got scared and hurried and finished the surgery and the whole time Anesthesia was saying she was sorry, there was nothing else she could give me. She checked on me in recovery, still apologizing, but I was in so much pain, I yelled at her I KNOW!!, I didn't mean too, it just came out.
I have new doctors now and they know what happened, and now I find out they could of put me under alot farther but didn't.
So try cleaning out your system and give the muscle relaxers and pain meRAB a break for a couple weeks and let me know if it helps you as well.
Good luck to you, I know it's not much fun.
Stardust