Back Garden Nudist and intrusive neighbour?

H

healthy guy

New member
My back garden is private, so i can be nude without being seen (unless they go to some effort). however one neighbour came into my garden uninvited, and caught me nude, i get on fine with her but she has done this several times now and has even, on one occasion, brought two friends with her. She always has a good excuse to come around, so it's difficult to ask her not to, but i feel i'm becoming a spectacle. What should i do?
Don't have a gate, just a LONG driveway
Yep, she's thought of that and said i didn't answer the telephone, which is true cos i was in the garden and didn't hear it.
It's not illegal here to be nude in private. I do have a dog - he's very nice, but a rubbish guard dog. I think her main motive for doing this is to see me nude. and i do have a big slong.
Cell phone i have, she has twice claimed to have lost the number.
 
Lock the gate, silly.

*****************
Well... then perhaps get a gate, plant hedges, or put up a sign marked "Nudist Crossing" just at the entrance to your backyard. (i personally think that would be hilarious). Oh! How about a bell? tell her to ring it before she enters the backyard, that might work :)

I'm guessing that she's not happening to find you in such a state of undress by accident.
 
Back
Top