This was inspired by some people on Myspace
Attention Whore
I want your love. I want
your adoration. I want
you to e-mail me
panegyrical abbreviations,
and bad spelling
“OMG you are so hawt!!!”
and send me
your nude self-pics,
hell we’ll trade,
post mine on MySpace and Stickcam
youtube and xtube
cram the internet
with my penis play and poetry!
Write blogs about me
scrawl my name on your notebook cover
a bazillion times
or scratch it on a stall
with bad rhymes
and a fake phone number to call.
We can be friends;
loners together in the internet tropics.
Tanning our self-esteem from the praise
of those we know by screen names
theendisnigh, hotincali69, and PizzaFreek.
Just add me. I’m glad we
are connected by the click
of a mouse in a house
somewhere in suburbia
or if I had my vainglorious way
utopia. I love everybody!
In my world everybody wins.
That’s why my next blog
berates pro-lifers
as I ram-rod my values
into your attention spanless minds
and ram-rod my rod
in dark places on xTube.
I am not afraid anymore…
It is all about me.
I’m the bus driver baby
and my bus is on a one way ego trip
to hitsville, population moi.
The ride is free
and I am more than willing
to share center stage
at every stop on tour
just as long as you can all agree
with a nod, no wink
that you think
I am God,
cause I am.
At least, I think so.
Bear 2009
Attention Whore
I want your love. I want
your adoration. I want
you to e-mail me
panegyrical abbreviations,
and bad spelling
“OMG you are so hawt!!!”
and send me
your nude self-pics,
hell we’ll trade,
post mine on MySpace and Stickcam
youtube and xtube
cram the internet
with my penis play and poetry!
Write blogs about me
scrawl my name on your notebook cover
a bazillion times
or scratch it on a stall
with bad rhymes
and a fake phone number to call.
We can be friends;
loners together in the internet tropics.
Tanning our self-esteem from the praise
of those we know by screen names
theendisnigh, hotincali69, and PizzaFreek.
Just add me. I’m glad we
are connected by the click
of a mouse in a house
somewhere in suburbia
or if I had my vainglorious way
utopia. I love everybody!
In my world everybody wins.
That’s why my next blog
berates pro-lifers
as I ram-rod my values
into your attention spanless minds
and ram-rod my rod
in dark places on xTube.
I am not afraid anymore…
It is all about me.
I’m the bus driver baby
and my bus is on a one way ego trip
to hitsville, population moi.
The ride is free
and I am more than willing
to share center stage
at every stop on tour
just as long as you can all agree
with a nod, no wink
that you think
I am God,
cause I am.
At least, I think so.
Bear 2009