dolphin314etc
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We don't want hymns that are New Age and sound geeky, nerdy, or creepy. We needs hymns that are about Onward Atheist Soldiers type thing. With dragons to be slayed, and atheist heros conquering over blind superstition. It's gotta have pizazz, and great music.
The theists already have Bach, Mozart, and many first class Germans. Where are we going to find composers to write rousing hymns. How we gonna have a choir?
No place to meet, no smells and bells, no nothing.
No wonder atheism is a hard sell -- it's no fun at all.
We need big hats, marvelous processions, awe inspiring organs, and excellent sermons.
And it can't be cheesy New Age stuff. It must be Old School Atheism -- the good stuff.
If you can figure this out, I've got a Pope outfit I would like you to try on for me.
I've tried tent revivals. It's like Billy Sunday. I yell, I pound on my hand (no Bible there), the car parking guys laugh and snigger at me. I feel like letting my security guys rough them up. Anyhow I feel like a fool up on stage there all by my lonesome. If there were hymns, things would be different.
All sincere help from devout atheists most gratefully accepted.
The theists already have Bach, Mozart, and many first class Germans. Where are we going to find composers to write rousing hymns. How we gonna have a choir?
No place to meet, no smells and bells, no nothing.
No wonder atheism is a hard sell -- it's no fun at all.
We need big hats, marvelous processions, awe inspiring organs, and excellent sermons.
And it can't be cheesy New Age stuff. It must be Old School Atheism -- the good stuff.
If you can figure this out, I've got a Pope outfit I would like you to try on for me.
I've tried tent revivals. It's like Billy Sunday. I yell, I pound on my hand (no Bible there), the car parking guys laugh and snigger at me. I feel like letting my security guys rough them up. Anyhow I feel like a fool up on stage there all by my lonesome. If there were hymns, things would be different.
All sincere help from devout atheists most gratefully accepted.