This is actually based on a true conversation I had yesterday with a Baptist and a Mormon.
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Mormon: Alright, if you don't believe in God, what do you think happens when you die?
Atheist: I believe that my cells will decompose and break down into simpler atoms, and eventually recycle around to create other parts of the universe.
Mormon: Fine, but that sounds really dumb. So while you enjoy being dirt, I'm going to Heaven.
Baptist: Wait, Dan, if you're atheist, do you believe in evolution?
Atheist: By evolution you mean macro-evolution, in which humans evolve from primates, then yes, I do.
Baptist: Well then why do we still have monkeys today, huh?
Atheist: >_>
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Mormon: Alright, if you don't believe in God, what do you think happens when you die?
Atheist: I believe that my cells will decompose and break down into simpler atoms, and eventually recycle around to create other parts of the universe.
Mormon: Fine, but that sounds really dumb. So while you enjoy being dirt, I'm going to Heaven.
Baptist: Wait, Dan, if you're atheist, do you believe in evolution?
Atheist: By evolution you mean macro-evolution, in which humans evolve from primates, then yes, I do.
Baptist: Well then why do we still have monkeys today, huh?
Atheist: >_>