Astrology is bullshit

[Kenii]

i can't believe i forgot about that :sword:

 

[Hollygolightly]

Hang your head in shame.

 

[Golfkid]

click here for your stuper hero scope ima stuper hero

 

[rajarshi s]

Your Superhero Identity For Today Is:


Name: Flame Wolf
Secret Identity: Lowell Bishop
Special Power: Bionic Gaze
Transportation: Quantum Rocket
Weapon: Quantum Carbine
Costume: Golden Coveralls
Sidekick: the Professor
Nemesis: Tim the Puzzler
Tragic Flaw: Laziness
Favorite Food: Raspberries

 

[Todd K]

Your Superhero Identity For Today Is:


Name: Red Brother
Secret Identity: fuck you
Special Power: Bionic Fart
Transportation: Magnetic Tricycle
Weapon: Graviton Bolt
Costume: Stainless Steel Coveralls
Sidekick: Dumbo
Nemesis: Nancy the Ripper
Tragic Flaw: Fear of short people
Favorite Food: Sardines

 

[pinkinmv]

Your Superhero Identity For Today Is:


Name: Ass Kicker
Secret Identity: Skip Buell
Special Power: *Classified*
Transportation: See weapon
Weapon: 155mm Self Propelled Howitzer
Costume: Costume? Who the fuck do I look like? Liberace? Costume!!
Sidekick: Your Mom
Nemesis: Morons
Tragic Flaw: Like I have any
Favorite Food: mmm pork chops

 

[elinorshiby]

dam i'm gonna die twice!? how painful is that going to work out

anyway, i read two of my horoscopes once and they came true 12 hours later...it was telling me about something that was going to happen in the future and it even knew what i'd be around...pretty much described where i used to work and it happened there

 

[Nanny Wendy]

Name: Red Cat
Secret Identity: Tiaga Seije
Special Power: Twisting Ears
Transportation: Turbo Tricycle
Weapon: Photon Blunderbuss
Costume: Silver Robe
Sidekick: Bufurt
Nemesis: Jack the Puzzler
Tragic Flaw: Fear of water
Favorite Food: Cheez Whiz

hey i do kinda hate water...
i always go by last names with most ppl i know..i made Tiaga Seije way back..i just use Seije....Tiaga is the climate like tundra..cold and shit
lol..no one cares why am i bothering :thumbsdn:

 

[bonjovifan]

Your Superhero Identity For Today Is:


Name: Scary Snake
Secret Identity: Taylor TooLongToFit
Special Power: Crackling Enigma
Transportation: Turbo Train
Weapon: Graviton Gun
Costume: Alligator Suit
Sidekick: Caruthers
Nemesis: Arnold the Younger
Tragic Flaw: Laziness
Favorite Food: Salad

While it was loading, I mis-read that as "Alligator Slut" and got kinda... confused.

Astrology is bullshit. Astrology is bullshit. Astrology is bullshit.

[/maddox]

 

[kkdd]

Your Superhero Identity For Today Is:


Name: Flame Lad
Secret Identity: Marius theGreat
Special Power: Magnetic Spear
Transportation: Electric Jet
Weapon: Ultra Whip
Costume: Chain Leotard
Sidekick: Clarence
Nemesis: Ming the Clever
Tragic Flaw: Fear of clams
Favorite Food: Clam Chowder

thats wierd my tragic flaw is clams..yet my fav food is clam chowder...:/