Assholes need to get their fuckin own ideas!!

will.izquierdo

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Fuckin Hell!!! I just got an e-mail from my English teacher saying everyone has to redo the essays we all did. The reason? Everyone wrote about the same exact fuckin thing!! Wait, why am I mad? Because everyone did the idea I said in class. It wasn't my fault though.

Flashback to last weeK:
The teacher asked what our essay will be about. It had to relate to a short story that we were all reading. Well, he asked everybody what their essay will be about, no one had any ideas yet. Then he asks me, I say, "Well, I'm going to relate the main character to Jekyll and Hyde, changing into an exact opposite persona, the main character goes from good doctor to mad scientist because of one catalyst." He said that was a great idea.

Present day:
I'm looking through my e-mails, than theirs one from my Instructor. It read, " I am very upset about everyone's essays. The grammar alone is not worthy of my grading, but then there are the choice topics. EVERYONE DID THE SAME ONE! Everyone related the main character to Jekyll and Hyde with the character changing to his opposite. Tommorrow, I wll hand back the essays and you will all do another topic. Good Day."

WTF!!! That was my fuckin idea!! I wrote him a couple of e-mails explaining things, he hasn't replied.

Damn bastards! I refuse to redo the fuckin essay! ''Good Day" to you to asshole!:mfinger: (That was to the teacher, not you guys)
 
sucks. but what can you do about it? you could either put up a fuss && have to end up rewriting the essay anyways, or you could suck it up to your teacher. i recommend the latter, there's no point in writing another essay just because your peers are unoriginal.
 
I swear my college English 101 professor was illiterate. He'd never read in front of the class, and if you asked him what something meant on 'page such and such' he would get a deer in the headlights look and grumble and moan until no one could understand what he was saying and gave up thier pursuit of an answer.

I'd refuse to do the essay over too. Fuck a bunch of that. Or just rewrite it, keeping the same topic.
 
Well, I had my english class this morning. It went by easier than I thought. I was really fired up to start some shit. Let me say everyone's inner-dumbass came out. People left and right were arguing and saying they came up with the whole idea. Bullshit. I was going to say something when the teacher started to speak. He told the class that everyone has to redo the essay or risk failing the course. I raised my hand, but then he said,"Daniel, I know the topic that was written by everyone was originally your idea, you told me in class. Everyone heard and copied you. You don't have to redo the essay." I was like,".....Okay...." and that was it.

After class, some people tried to approach me. They were bitchin and stuff. I told them to go fuck themselves. So, yea...that was my day. Woot for me!:)
 
Way to stick it to 'em. Sounds like your prof is a really good one. In my experience, English tends to have a higher concentration of numbnut professors than any other subject. Yours, however, gets extra karma points for punishing the plagiarists and letting the original mind keep his work. Good show!
 
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