Ash is a goddamn robot!

pinkfrog13jm · Oct 15, 2010

"I should have realised our destiny was never to stop Judgment Day; it was merely to survive it"

Scooper · Oct 15, 2010

Ooo - "The Lament Configuration".
What happens when I solve this ancient Chinese puzzle box ?

onebrwn · Oct 15, 2010

What a frauRABter, it's just cheap parlour tricks - he's not a real wizard at all!

Rrrrrrrrrrrrr · Oct 15, 2010

Hang on...

They're the same person!

McIntyre2K7 · Oct 16, 2010

you mean i've been in Kansas all the time?

Cloud Man · Oct 16, 2010

That pile of mashed potato looks like a mountain !

Sally · Oct 16, 2010

Actually it was the airplanes that killed the beast NOT beauty

Jam (: · Oct 16, 2010

Lieutenant Dan... new legs!

Murcatko · Oct 16, 2010

And it was his sled!

Serena Z · Oct 16, 2010

He's a ghost

Pics · Oct 17, 2010

They're hungry because they've been smoking DRUGS!!

xXxAnonymousxXx · Oct 17, 2010

AND he had a twin sister seperated at birth?!

lil bunny · Oct 17, 2010

It wasn't Jason after all...
It was his MOTHER !!

k.beebe · Oct 17, 2010

She's a he.

Raving Metalhead {RVD} · Oct 17, 2010

And he woke up and it was all a dream...

... Or did he?

Kahlid Komar · Oct 17, 2010

His brother sold him out? Man, he neeRAB to be taken out to the lake and shot!

♥ Kaytee ♥ · Oct 18, 2010

The ship sinks at the end.

Megan W · Oct 18, 2010

He's been digging a tunnel

fiefiemew · Oct 18, 2010

So, he was a replicant as well (apparently)!

spicyexpress · Oct 18, 2010

In the middle more like.