Ash is a goddamn robot!

[Italian Smile]

It could be worse, at least he doesn't see dead people

 

[Lauren Stewart]

An organ tune with only five notes ??
They won't like THAT, whatever planet they're from !

 

[Maranda]

Clearly this thread isn't for you ;-)

 

[U.C. Berkeley]

Earths' bacteria killed them, and their war machines !

 

[♥ғℓυғғιє♥]

Spoiler

Jagged Edge

 

[Jordan Walnutz]

I still can't believe he was his FATHER?????

 

[Brandi S]

He gets up and walks away after being shot! And proceeRAB to do the same for each of the sequels!

 

[metsgiantsfan333]

Rocky wins the end fight

 

[toots68]

Soylent Green is people!

 

[techa]

it's very reassuring to know that the 9000 series has never made a mistake, HAL

 

[tayloranne xoxo]

And the alien bursting out of Kane's chest looks like a muppet!

 

[Audrey R]

They definitely need a bigger boat.

 

[King of (screamo) Crunk]

He never makes it over the barbed wire fence!

 

[Corie]

Well, he SAID he'd be back !

 

[wwginchww]

The rifle is the first weapon you learn how to use, because it lets you keep your distance from the client.
The closer you get to being a pro, the closer you can get to the client.
The knife, for example, is the last thing you learn.

 

[JAEloveshim]

omG

the drums are full of SAAAAAAAAAND!!!

i'll kill you you mental ******* aussie!!!!!!

 

[Jellytots]

You Maniacs!!!! You Blew It Up!!
Damn You... Damn You All To Hell!!!

 

[charitar]

now then, think carefully - exactly which bit of "I see dead people" aren't you getting?

 

[Reagan.]

Note to one self before invading earth
Get flu jab
Update anti-virus software on defence shielRAB

 

[guavagirl]

"first it was a gold coin, and then it turned into this piece of wood"