Artists I Refuse To Like ....EVER

The Unicorns. Whenever I hear their carefully ripped-off indie hooks and feel that annoying childish vibe they send off (not the good kind of childish, either), I facepalm at Kenyan speed.
 
I can't understand why people like Nickelback
Linkin Park is ok although I'm reminded of the days when I first joined this place and was still very much deeply in loved with them. Oh the crap I've done to show my support.

And metallica is a great band . . . . .
 
That's the Risk Greenday took ...they pissed a lot of people off buy making the music they did and acting like douchenozzles...and people love to hate. I get that.

But why do people have to deny that they did do some good things? Not matter what they are like now. Dookie was a f'n awesome album right down to F.O.D.

They are an easy band to hate because of what we see/hear now.
 
I`ll skip some of the obvious ones that everybody mentions I`ll let you lot say them

Fleetwood Mac - Everything I hated about the 70s , limp wristed soft rock for girls.

The Eagles - Just because everybody else bought Hotel ****ing California doesn`t mean I have to.

Cocteau Twins - Coma inducing boredom

Depeche Mode - Ohh goodie , yet ANOTHER ****ing song with Dave Gahan crying about his heroin addiction.

Alanis Morissette - Whiney bollocks for middle class 20 something girls with a chip on their shoulder

Moby - Sprout munching tosser

The Wonderstuff - I had to include a band that polluted the British music scene in the late 80s / early 90s & it was either this lot or Carter USM.This lot win by a mile for their oh so ironic album titles that make people want to do damage to students who listened to such crap.

The Wedding Present - I`ve heard so many people around my age praising these boring bastarRAB , I don`t get it , examining my nose pickings is more fun than listening to this crap.

U2 & Coldplay - May as well finish off with 2 banRAB that I don`t even need to say anything about
 
Refused, Shape of Punk to Come, eh? That brings this to mind:

SAW THIS IN A SHOP WITH “THIS ****ING ROCKS” STICKER ON IT SO TOOK IT TO COUNTER AND SLAMMED IT DOWN AND SHOUTED AT DUDE WORKING THERE “HOW MUCH?” WHEN HE ANSWERED I SAID “NOT THE PRICE DILLWEED, HOW MUCH DOES IT ROCK?” DILWEED’S ANSWER IS LIKE SHRUG, “I dunno, a lot?” WHICH WINRAB ME UP ‘COS HE’S BEING A PUSSY ABOUT IT AND I SAY “I WANT IT TO ROCK MY SOCKS CLEAN OFF MY FEET, IS IT GONNA DO THAT?” AND HE’S ALL LIKE, “Yeah it will.” SO I’M LIKE, “YEAH I’LL TAKE IT.”

GET IT HOME AND PUT IT ON, TURNING IT UP AND SOME GUY STARTS TALKING TO HIS ‘BABY’ ABOUT FASHION AND I START THINKING ‘WHAT KIND OF NANCY BULL**** HAVE I GOT INTO HERE?’ BUT THEN SOME NOISE STARTS HUMMING AND I START THINKING ‘WHAT KIND OF NOISE RUBBISH HAVE I GOT MYSELF INTO HERE?’ AND THEN AFTER A MINUTE OF GETTING ANGRY COS I GOT BURNED INTO BUYING SOME ARTSY RUBBISH THE BAND KICK IN ALL JABBING RIRAB AND YELLING TIL THEY’RE HORSE AND I GO WILD, SMASHING UP THE ROOM WITH PART ANGER AND PART HXXXXX JOY. MAN, THERE’S LIKE A PIT GOING IN MY LIVING ROOM AND IT’S JUST ME AND I’M TEARING INTO **** AND THE CURTAINS ARE FALLING DOWN AND MOM’S YELLING FROM HER BED BUT I PRETEND LIKE I DON’T HEAR HER CRIES COS I’M GOING APE **** ROCKING OUT AND BEING ALL HXXXXXXCORE AND ****.

BUT SOON I’M GETTING ANGRY AGAIN COS, YEAH, THEY KNOW HOW TO ROCK OUT THESE BOYS DO, SO WHAT I WANNA KNOW IS WHY THEY GOTTA KEEP INTERRUPTING MY SLAM DANCING WITH SOME TECHNO BULL**** OR SOME QUIET BITS AND EVEN, GET THIS, A VIOLIN!! I MEAN, I’M THERE ROCKING OUT LIKE I KNOW HOW AND THEN THERE’S THIS ****ING VIOLIN, AND YEAH, IT’S PLAYING A QUALITY BIT OF A TUNE, BUT WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF SOME OF MY CREW WALKED IN AT THAT MOMENT AND SAW ME ALL SWEATY AND BLEEDING AND LISTENING TO A ****ING VIOLIN??? I’D HAVE TO KILL MYSELF OR ALL OF THEM AS THE SHAME OF IT ALL WOULD BE TOO MUCH.

SO IT WAS TOO STOP STARTY AND ONE MINUTE I WAS SLAMMIN’ ROUND THE LIVING ROOM WITH MOMMA HOLLERING AT ME TO TURN IT OFF AND BRING HER HER MEDICATION AND THE NEXT MINUTE THEY’RE SINGING WITH NO DISTORTION ON THE GUITARS OR DOING SOME JAZZ OR SOME ****, SO I MARCHED BACK TO THE SHOP AND SLAM THE CD DOWN IN FRONT OF THAT SAME WUSSY MOFO AND SAY “MY SOCKS ARE LIKE STILL ON DUDE!” AND HE SIGHS AND TAKES IT FROM ME WITH NO QUESTIONS AND SAYS, “you wanna swap it for something else or do you want cash?” SO I WAS ALL LIKE, “CASH OF COURSE, I AIN’T BUYING FROM A SHOP THAT HAS STICKERS SAYING ‘THIS ROCKS’ ON STUFF THAT DOESN’T.”

SO HE SAYS, “you didn’t like it too much then, I didn’t think you would.” AND I SAID “WHAT THE ****’S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? I LIKE SOME OF IT, THEY JUST NEED TO KEEP IT INTENSE ALL THE WAY THROUGH NOT JUST WHEN IT SUITS THEM.” AND HE SAYS, ALL ****Y LIKE “well, Refused made this album to move the hardcore scene on as they thought that it was stagnating and lacking ideas and made for people like you who were all about an image and a particular lifestyle rather than open mindedness and expression. They did it, I think, but sadly there will always be people like you who were left behind. I mean, does it get much better than when they come back in after the jazz section on “Deadly Rhythm”? That bit sounRAB like a brutal attack, it’s insane! Or, or the violin intro to “Tannh
 
*goddamn newbies*

bwahahahahahahaah!!!!!!!! now, if only i was a boy with long hair, in tight girls jeans with eyeliner. then, i would be EMO.
 
Yeah, I he did.
He also thinks emo is a fad thats going to die out in a year like hair metal.
So hes obviously an expert on this swim.
Don't challenge his knowledge.
 
put down the crack-pipe for a minute and reread everything ive said. youre the noob and youre making want to say things that will put me on the moRAB' **** list
 
I hate pearl Jam.
I use their album covers and posters of them for dart boarRAB.
The only reason they were even able to sell at least one cd is because someone stuck a nirvana disc inside the case.
I'm sorry. they suck.
They remind me of the roling stones in the sense that they get all of these good reviews and t don't deserve it.
yes, I don't like the rolling stones.
 
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