ARMY recruiters

WTF?!?!?!? i walk into the local bike shop to buy a new de-railer for my bike and this lady walked up to me and sayd i was like FUCK THAT!!! i dont wanna get stuck in some bullshit like alot of people today. one of my step=dads co-workers served 7yrs. one month and he got a call to finish his last 11 months. thats right thay are calling on ppl that already served!!! so fuck that if they want me ill be with my neibor to the north. sippin brew with sod.
 
A recuiter called my sister at her graduation party. They're nuts. I'll never serve in the army or any other branch of the military for that matter. I respect those who do for their bravery, but I'll never do it.
 
Man that is bullshit. They should just leave everyone alone, like someone said, if I or someone else wanted to join the army, they would go to the recruiting office themselves.
 
Some asshole from the Marines called my house towards the end of the school year and kept asking me all these questions. I felt molested.
 
Surely the military isn't all that bad. I've been dealing with recruiters my whole life, being the happy little cadet that I am. you just have to know how to get the free lunch, then say "Fuck off, I'm going to college"
 
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