Are you thankful you haven't been dancing with someone at a social event...?

malcolmg

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And you thought to yourself, 'I know what I'll do,just for a laugh I'll time how long it takes them between blinks'

And so you time their lapses between blinks, but secretly, in a way they wouldn't notice, but then you think, 'hold on a minute, this person isn't blinking nearly enough. Under normal circumstances a person must blink at least once in every ten to twenty seconds, otherwise the vital fluids cannot be replenished and the eye would dry out causing dehydration of the various mucous membranes and allowing bacteria to build up on the surface leading to eye infections and eventual blindness. They must be a Vampire'

And so later in the evening you go outside and find a big enough tree branch and you think, 'this will do the job' and you lure them outside on some pretext and you kill them with a branch through the heart and then dispose of the body.

But then sometime later you find out that they weren't a Vampire at all just somebody with an eye problem who had to take special drops to suppliment the lack of moisture.

And you think, 'WHAT HAVE I DONE? I've killed someone because I thought they were a Vampire and then they turned out to be just a normal person with an eye condition'
 
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