Are you guys amazed at how eco-friendly my Ford 4X4 truck is because I recycle...

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...dinosaurs with it? I let the oil companies pump those dinosaurs out of the ground, and then refine them. Once they have done that, I pump those dinos into my tank and slam the pedal to the floor! VRRRROOOOM!!! I recycle those babies right into the atmosphere.
 
No I am more amazed at your genius, that you would pay $2 - $4 a gallon to recycle anything, and be happy about it.
 
I got a Ranger Truck~~2004 and it is 4X4 and also a

2003 Ford Exploder (explorer) and they have the same size engine

the gas and oil is of course pure dinosaur byproducts and as you said

it makes me feel good to do something for MOTHER EARTH
 
You are not recycling dinosaurs, numbnuts, you are recycling pansies and other forms of dead plant life.
 
I think you can only recycle something that was previously used and initially produced for the consumer..
 
It is actually more of recycling dead marine life: such as plankton and sea weed.

However, Dinosaurs are Triotheistic and don't believe in cremation. You are desecrating their bodies!!!

Al Gore is going to break into your house and draw rainbows and guys holding hands everywhere to punish you.
 
Hey, that's clever. I now feel better about driving my F-250 with its 460 BIG BLOCK.
 
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