Are these good Chuck Norris jokes?

[Jennifer]

My friend told me them...

1. Chuck Norris can go to a WalMart and buy a wall
2. Chuck Norris can eat water and drink food
3. Chuck Norris has his own product- Chuck-Wow!
4. Chuck Norris can be be everywhere at once
5. Chuck Norris can be in this room right now because he's Chuck Norris.

 

[Bahrom]

Who is Chuck Norris?

 

[♥summer♥]

I've heard all of those before. I mean, they are good, but a little dry from the repeated punchline.