Try This One
The doctor tells him the muscles at the base of his
penis are broken down and there's nothing he can do
unless he's willing to try an experimental surgery.
Bob asks what the surgery is and the doctor tells
him they take some muscles from the base of a baby
elephant's trunk, insert them in the base of his
penis, and hope for the best.
Bob says that sounds pretty scary but the thought
of never having sex again is even scarier, so he
says ok.
The doctor goes ahead and performs the surgery and
about 6 weeks later he gives Bob the go ahead to
"try out his new equipment".
Bob takes his wife out to dinner. While at dinner
Bob starts feeling incredible pressure in his pants.
It gets unbearable and he figures no one can see him
so he undoes his pants.
No sooner does he do this than his penis pops out of
his pants, rolls across the table, grabs an apple
from the fruit basket, and disappears back into his
pants.
His wife sits in shock for a few moments, and then
gets a sly look on her face. She says, "That was
pretty cool! Can you do that again?"
With his eyes watering and a painful look on his
face, Bob says, "Probably, but I don't know if I can
fit another apple up my @ss."
