Anyone know any really funny jokes?

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Emily x

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:) thanks, Has anybody also heard this one?
Jesus is being put on the cross and he says to his 12 oppostles, 'Don't you f****** dare touch my easter eggs! I'll be back on Monday!'
:P ha, x
 
i was wearing a shirt, and it was wet.
my mom told me to get a change and i take the banana republic t-shirt.
and my little 7-year-old sister says, now the monkeys are going to attack you....
 
During a routine physical examination, my doctor said I was getting fat. I told her I wanted a second opinion. She said, You're ugly too.
 
2 hookers standing on the corner and they are both wearing potato sacks.which one is the hooker?
The one who's potato bag says"IDAHO" ="I da ho".Yes,it is funny!!
 
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